N. An accidental post anal sex ball of feces that emerges just after one removes his penis.
Chris did his girlfriend in the butt for the first time the other day and right after he pulled out she laid a crab apple in the living room floor.
By Mable
Crab Apple
Where a girl gets in the crab walk position and the male lays under her a inserts a apple in her anus. The male then eats the apple all the way down to the core.
A case of diarrhea that causes one to dance their way to the bathroom. The dance consists of tightly locked ass cheeks and short quick steps and is quite aggressive.
Al reserves his best moves for the bathroom when he performs the oh soseductive richmond crab apple quick step
The other night i had food piosoning., I had to do the crabapplesuffle to the bathroom
By Rheta
Crab Apple Suprise
An airport favourite! After arriving at any airport one takes crab apples and inserts into ones anus after which copious amounts of laxatives are taken. One then submits ones self to a cavity search upon which a explosive reaction occurs when ones rectal cavity is searched.