Define A Apple Meaning

A Apple
Did you just misspell ''An apple''? Why the fuck are you on the internet?

Joe: Hey, Carol want a apple?
Carol: Did you just fucking misspell an apple?
Joe: sor nt ko kyes
Carol: What the fuck Joe
By Josepha
A Apple
Small yet plump and round parading buttocks. A apple usually is very firm is accompanied by little to no hip width.

damn that girl go a apple butt
By Loleta
Apples To Apples
A card game originally made for small children where one matches nouns to a given adjective that somewhere along the line, as most things, got turned into a drinking game.

Person 1: Okay so for "Useless" I got Helen Keller, Anne Frank and Lima Beans. This is going to be the hardest Apples to Apples round yet.
Person 2: No way. It was harder when for delicious I had to pick between Megan Fox and Sandwiches.
By Denise
Apples To Apples
An extremely fun board game in which contestents try to get the judge to pick their noun for a certain given adjective

Jim: Hey dude lets go play Apples to apples

Brett: No thanks i'd rather play quiddler
By Lark
Apples To Apples
1) the awesomest game ever
2)A semi-popular card game involving anywhere from 4 to 10 people; where one green "topic" card is laid down, and each player puts down a red card relevant to the topic. Very often cards are put down as a direct contradiction to the topic, or to be funny.
-- the game is named such because instead of comparing to different things, such as "apples to oranges", you are comparing to similar things.

Apples to Apples is the best game ever!

Dude you cant compare those, its like comparing Apples to Oranges. But here: compare these apples to those apples...

idk how do you make an example for this?
By Ashien
Apples To Apples

Terrence: wanna play apples to apples?
Dylan: psh! fuck yes!
Andrew: what's apples to apples?
Sabrina: only the most amazing game ever!
By Jilly
Apples-to-apples
The conflation (cognizant or otherwise) of two distantly related notions.

ex. apples-to-apples:

"Look, Al Qaeda is a terrorist organization and we know with 100% certainty that Saddam is in pursuit of yellowcake uranium from Niger. September the Eleventh.
By Carilyn
Apples To Apples
The sexual act of two gay men slamming their balls into each other.

Bill and Joel played apples to apples last night, it got a little loud
By Valry
Apples To Apples
The act of handcuffing one's balls to another man's balls.

Chase: Hey, if I go apples to apples someone tonight would you think less of me in the morning?
Brynton: Absolutely not.
By Kristien
Apple
THE MOST BADASS FUCKING FRUIT ON THE FUCKING PLANET. SERIOUSLY, THIS MOTHERFUCKER KICKS THE SHIT OUT OF THE PUSSY ORANGE OR BANANA. THIS JUICY, RED MOTHERFUCKER IS THE BEST FUCKING THING THAT GOD HAS EVER CREATED. EAT AN A APPLE AND YOUR DICK WILL GROW 3 INCHES. FUCK.

Woah, look at that badass over there eating an apple
By Cindy