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Craining
Craining is the act of ejaculating on someone's face

Last night I had some awesome sex with your mother and i finished by craining on your mum's face
By Martita
Crain
Using one's credit to make it rain.

Did you see Murph Dog last night at the club? Boy was making it straight rain!

That was crain, not rain. It'll be ten years before he pays off that tab.

By Minny
Crain
A guy who has a big ego, but abnormally small penis. Almost like a banana. Most Crain's go after girls with large booty's or big breasts. They can be very sly with their words, and make someone believe that they are better than any other guy. Normally they are smart and witty, but only let you hear what you want to hear. Be careful, cause crains might just fool you.

"Crain took my virginity, and told me he loved me. Now, he doesn't give me the time of day. What a DOUCHEBAG."
By Tammy
Craining
Like dogging but f***ing on a construction site instead of a car park.

All you doggers have it wrong, we now use a construction site to meet and I tell you when Craining I managed to get about six girls to touch my hard helmet!!
By Tiphany
Craine
A loving grandmother who is loud, smart, intelligent

My grandmother is a craine
By Annamaria
Crain
The combination of smegma and fecal matter dripping off one's ball sack. Usually after a long night of giving and receiving anal sex while snorting cocaine and taking the lord's name in vain.

I'm going to have to take several showers; I've got the crain going on.
By Oriana
Craining Out
Making a plan, and bailing out at the last moment.

Your friend organizes a night out inviting 10 people. At the last moment he calls you saying he is not coming anymore. That's the stereotypical 'craining out'
By Kaye
Crain Moment
Something your annoying friends say to you and your girlfriend everytime either one of you is mentioned in a conversation by the other

Wow that was such a Crain moment, ROTATION ROTATION!
By Shaina
Craine Train
A messageboard thread in which a band's fans invade a messageboard in an attempt to defend their band from criticism poured on it by other users of the website.
Originates from a 'Craine' posting on Drowned in Sound website.
The 'Craine Train' has led to other phrases being made involving rhyming band names with methods of transport eg. 'We Could Be Giants Robin Reliants' or the 'urbnri Hyundai'.

'This is such a Craine Train'
'Remember the Craine Train?'
By Noami
Spitting Crain
The act of giving an award winning head job while using no hands. The hands don’t really know where to go so you just hold them up in the air until you look like you are preparing for the finishing move in The Karate Kid. Then when he blows his load the head giver spits it out to finish the Spitting Crain

Whoa, that bitch look like Danial San from karate kid. Come on baby sweep the leg, I mean dick! Oh she didn’t swallow it. She spit it back on him like a Spitting Crain.
By Allina