Define Cranial Meaning

Cranial
Another term for being way too fucked up off a substance.

Jake: Yo, you good bro?

Joey: Yeahhh I'm good but this weed got me Cranial right now.
By Joane
Cranial
1: Deceptive synonym for "boneheaded." Useful as a parting comment as it may take several moments to discover what the now absent speaker meant.
2: To speak beyond one's faculties

1: "Your thoughts on the war in Iraq are very cranial"
2: "He wanted to be cerebral, but came across very cranial"
By Jennica
Cranial Rectitis
1. n. A condition noted by behaving in such a puerile, obnoxious, and moronic manner as to have one's head up his or her ass. Note that things are dark and smelly for someone with this condition.
2. When someone is severely afflicted to the point that his or her shoulders are two-blocked against the buttocks, this is known as "perpendicular cranial rectitis."

Why do all those Hollywood idiots have such cranial rectitis?
Boy, Harry Reid debates with all the intellectual acumen of SpongeBob SquarePants. How did he contract perpendicular cranial rectitis?
By Lea
Cranial Rectumitis
A condition where the head is stuck up one's rectum, preventing this individual from seeing and discerning facts. Usually treated by a Glassectomy

See Also: Head Rectumitis, Cranial Rectal Inversion

That jerk has severe Cranial Rectumitis and needs a Glassectomy!
By Aloysia
Cranial Rectosis
condition. person that has their head up their ass.

"My boss has cranial rectosis"
By Consuelo
Cranial Rectimitus
The serious medical condition where the sufferer is known to have their head lodged firmly and permanently up their own ass. Symptoms are readily apparent in the patient's behavior and verbal interactions.

Ross' behavior was nigh on inexplicable... the only possible explantion for his asinine behavior was a terminal case of Cranial Rectimitus.
By Saree
Cranial Rectitus
A severe medical condition caused by excessive arrogance and ignorance resulting in one's head becoming lodged into their anal rectal region.

My customer was yelling and belittling me . I determined he suffered from Cranial Rectitus.
By Claudette
Cranial Faggotry

Geez, look at the cranial faggotry on that bloke.
By Lorri
Cranial Flatulence

Susan: "During my entrance-exam, I totally had a bad case of cranial flatulence"
By Merci
Cranial Rectologist
Someone who appears to be very smart, but has their head up their ass when it comes to making an important decision.

A cranial rectologist is a colleague or friend.
By Kristyn