Define Crime-scene Meaning

Having sex when with a girl on her period. The sheets are bloody.

The back of a taxi cab or car the morning after hitting the late night drive thru - littered with half eaten burgers and french fries....

When your buddy passes out after getting shit-faced, and you use your own dick to trace a penis on his forehead.

A place where there is lots of visible evidence of the presence of a filthy tart that has come on and doesn't clean up after herself. Whether this be bedsheets soaked in menstral blood, or more common to find, a ladies loo with pints of blood on the walls, bog and floor and bloody bog roll blocking the bog itself.

When you are having sex with a girl with the lights off and you think she is super wet for you, but then when it's over you get up and turn on the lights, and it looks like someone was murdered in your bed because she was on her period. CSI in that bed!

Menstrual bloodplay.

What a chick would say instead of "rubbing one out" when it's that time of the month.

The aftermath of a heavy night of drinking followed by a violent puke session with blatant disregard for location.

Often the mess is left for dead.

When you are having sex and choking a girl to enhance her orgasm but accidently choke her too long and she suffocates. Instead of stopping you blow your load on her face leaving your DNA evidence for the police. If she does not die it's called attempted murder.

What you call the blood stain at a crime scene to make it less disgusting and creepy.