Define Crisp Packet Meaning

Crisp Packet

an alternative to using a condom

'please can we have sex'
'no - I haven't got a condom'
'that's ok - I have a crisp packet we'll use that instead.

By Isabelita

Crisp Packets

Ejaculating into salty crisp packets as an alternative to the female form

The back of Andy's Tesla is full of crisp packets - and they're all stuck together.....looks like he's been using the crisp packets again!

By Cornela

Crisp Packet

To find the top corner of a football goal

Ben found the crisp packet with the outside of his right boot

By Manya

Not On My Side Of The Crisp Packet

A way to decline something that you wouldn't like to happen .

"Davids having christmas party are you going to have one?"
"not on my side of the crisp packet"

By Constancy