Define Croissant Meaning

Croissant

stop! i could’ve dropped my croissant
By Stormy
Croissant
A pastry that took the french years to make and sell
and then the Americans slapped some cheese and ham on it (in five seconds) and made 1000000000$

don't be an American and ruin my croissant
By Portia
Croissant

stop! i could’ve dropped my croissant
By Cristal
Croissant
The type of pastry a person is most likely to lose grip of.

Stop! I could’ve dropped my croissant!
By Fianna
Croissant
1)where a woman lies in the fetal position and then male fucks her
2)a hairy french girl,jizzing on top of a crissant in which she eats at a later time

She layed there looking like a croissant while her boyfriend fucked her for 3 minutes.
By Faina
Croissant
A savory French pastry, coincidentally Kanye West's life blood and only thing he eats.

"They haven't sent croissants to New Orleans? George Busch doesn't care about black people" -Kanye West
By Clea
Croissant
The word that angry French artists shout when they screw up their artwork.

By Thea
Croissanting
(verb) to attempt the crocheting, but failing miserably due to limited knowledge and skill

I tried crocheting once, I ended up croissanting instead and poking my eye out
By Brigit
Croissant
A 'croissant' is to dry hump someone rapidly while constantly repeating the word 'croissant' with a french accent. Just for fun.

Boy 1: Hi!
Boy 2: Jumps on Boy 1 and dry humps him: Croissant, croissant, croissant, croissant, croissantcroissantcrossiant!
Boy 3, 4 and 5: ROFL!
By Annelise
Croissant
(Kwah-sahn)

1) A delightfully delicious flakey roll, with origins of France, that one would enjoy plain, perhaps with almond or apple butter, a nice jam, or even the very American breakfast sandwich.

2)When a girls vagina is so flakey that they get in your beard during oral sex.


Jacque: "Won't you fetch me the morning news and prepare me a croissant?"
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Toby: "Kim's pussy was so dry that flakes from her twat-croissant got stuck in my goatee."
By Annalise