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Define Cucumbered Meaning

Cucumbered
a person who is absolutely hammered,locked, a mess, in a looban,really ridiculously drunk but merry all the same

dude, i was so unbelieveably cucumbered lastnight, i think i actually ate a whole cupboard of food!
By Kylie
Cucumbering
Inserting a cucumber into a vagina or anus, or both.

A good cucumbering is just what the doctor ordered, Ronnie said as he took that grandma's ass to double pound town.
By Shell
Cucumber
An item commonly used by certain people for some ...entertainment ;)

Me: Hey, you have a better use for this cucumber than I'd ever have.

You: No. No. No.

Me: Yes you do.
By Dusty
Cucumber
Its a fucking vegetable, fricken pervs

Sarah: the cucumber fits really well in the salad
Earl: thanks
By Caryn
Cucumber
A jock itch infected penis.. (teehee I made a non-sexual object into a non-sensical double entendre, all the perverted people who post definitions on Urban Dictionary will think Iā€™m cool now..)

Tylerā€™s cucumber itches
By Siusan
Cucumber
a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, carrots, leeks.

When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.
By Toinette
Cucumber
A mess that isn't as big as a pickle.

"Oh snap, we're in a pickle."
"Naw, man. Don't sweat it, This is just a cucumber."
By Glynis
Cucumber
a vegetable, green and elongated.

May I please have some cucumber on my salad?
Mmm...fresh cucumber is a great snack.
By Carlye
Cucumbers
Long green vegetables that can be used in salads or as a dildo. Common among stuck-up jill-offs and crotchety old ladies.

Alex said he saw Mrs. Duboise buy the 6 longets cucumbers at the Fruit Market yesterday morning.
By Ruby
Cucumbering
To get a cucumber and forcefully shove it up a hole on a humanoid and wiggle or rub in a up and down motion until it is very moist then licking it

I told the alien cucumbering was fun and he said he wants to try it
By Jeannine