Define D Bag Meaning

D Bag
short for douche bag, someone who is socially disfunctional in some way. generally an ass hole, some one who does something shady and low to someone else

"hey mal talk to jason lately?"
"no he never called me back"
"what a d bag"
By Camala
D Bag
1. Ironic term for douche bag, since by abbreviating "douche-bag" unnecessarily, you, in turn, resemble a "douche-bag."

Most of my friends are d bags.
By Tracy
D Bag
a bag or satchel of dicks of varying size and weight, closely associated to a bag of hammers. Can also be used instead of the term Dickhead or D-head.

John: Man your cousin is such a fuckin' d bag!!!
Kim: Why do you say that...?
John: Cause he's gayer than a bag of dicks!!!

Girl: Why the fuck did you cum in me, you d bag!?
Guy: I don't know, cause it felt sooo goood....
By Veronika
D Bag
A person who goes out in New Balance tennis shoes and is unable to to keep his feet together. Along with that you also have to send threating text messages, have a 250lb girlfried(Also has to be a Hillbilly). Symptoms of a D Bag are, big and dumb, weird goatees, Bipolar, control freak and other douche baggery actions. Man tits as well.

Jeff is such a D Bag. If you could of been anymore of a D Bag he would be sent to jail for being a d bag.
By Rasia
D Bag
Noun - 1. Shortened version of the phrase, "douche bag". 2. Shortened version of the phrase, "dick bag".

1 - Did you see that tea-bagger with the coyboy hat?
2 - Yeah, he was a real d bag.
By Annadiane
D Bag
The act of placing ones asshole on another's nose. Typically is performed at the same time as a t bag.

Daniel: "Why is my mouth so salty and why does it smell like shit in here?"

Josh: "Ha, Ha!! Dog, I totally gave you a d bag while t bagging you last night!!"
By Elsbeth
D-bag
abbreviation for "douchebag" used when someone is such a douchebag they simple aren't worth the time it takes you to say "ouche".

"You're brother stole my last blunt and passed it while I was takin a shit. Then he fucked my girl."

"What a fuckin d-bag!"
By Charleen
D-bag
Short for douchebag, a person that sucks ass

"My landlord cut off my heat and electricity because me rent was one day late." "Fuckin d-bag"
By Tammi
D-bagged
1. when a snarky flight attendant forcibly takes your carry on bag from you, because there is no room in the overhead compartment.

The oversold flight was crowded when I boarded the plane. When I got to my seat, there was no space for my bag in the overhead compartment. The ragged out flight attendant then "D-bagged" me an checked my luggage, which I never saw again.
By Elinore
D-bags
a bag of dicks. a group of people acting like dicks. a group of individuals composed of tools who behave like they are better than you

Yall guys are a bunch of d-bags
By Anestassia