short for douche bag, someone who is socially disfunctional in some way. generally an ass hole, some one who does something shady and low to someone else
"hey mal talk to jasonlately?"
"no he never called me back"
"what a d bag"
By Camala
D Bag
1. Ironic term for douche bag, since by abbreviating "douche-bag" unnecessarily, you, in turn, resemble a "douche-bag."
a bag or satchel of dicks of varying size and weight, closely associated to a bag of hammers. Can also be used instead of the term Dickhead or D-head.
John: Man your cousin is such a fuckin' d bag!!!
Kim: Why do you say that...?
John: Cause he's gayer than a bag of dicks!!!
Girl: Why the fuck did you cum in me, you d bag!?
Guy: I don't know, cause it felt sooo goood....
By Veronika
D Bag
A person who goes out in New Balance tennis shoes and is unable to to keep his feet together. Along with that you also have to send threating text messages, have a 250lb girlfried(Also has to be a Hillbilly). Symptoms of a D Bag are, big and dumb, weird goatees, Bipolar, control freak and other douche baggery actions. Man tits as well.
Jeff is such a D Bag. If you could of been anymore of a D Bag he would be sent to jail for being a d bag.
By Rasia
D Bag
Noun - 1. Shortened version of the phrase, "douche bag". 2. Shortened version of the phrase, "dick bag".
The oversold flight was crowded when I boarded the plane. When I got to my seat, there was no space for my bag in the overhead compartment. The ragged outflight attendant then "D-bagged" me an checked my luggage, which I never saw again.