Define A Bag Of Hammers Meaning

An insult referring to either the stupidity/low intelligence of another, or the uselessness of an idea, remark, or person.

Used in reference of some one or some thing that is being or is stupid.

This is not to be confused for "As dumb as a box of rocks." or "soft as a sneaker full of puppy shit."

adjectival clause describing someone who is superbly stupid

used to describe how insanely stupid a person is.

Alternative double penetration move.

When your makin' sweet love to your ol' lady, you stand up, grab her feet and push them to the sides of her head, putting her ass and cootch up in the air. Then you put your "Hammer" in her cootch, and your "Honey Bags" in her cornhole and pound away.

When someone does or says something that either dosen't make sence or is just plan and down right stupid

when your cousin buford says somethin' REAL dumb and you turn to him tell 'im, "buford, you are dumber than a bag of hammers."

Speachless.

As unvocal as a stationary sack of primitive kinetic fastening implements

someone who's face looks like two bags of dog shit that was smashed to bits.

to inflict substantial damages via alternating fists with enough force and speed as to cause extensive facial and cranial damage to the receiver.