The state in which one finds themselves after ingesting large volumes of alcoholic beverages.
Symptoms include: babbling,
hysterical laughter, name calling,
aggressiveness, destructiveness, momentary lapses of consciousness, stumbling, vomiting, yelling, incoherent singing, falling, profanity,
overeating, extreme urination, indiscriminate flirtation, bad judgment, disregard for the value of money or a propensity for excessive spending and, of course, more drinking.
After watching Frank chug his
eighth glass of scotch, I walked out onto
the deck and saw him pissing on my
grille and cussing out my parents. He was fucking hammered.
