a big maco cunt that pushes rack heavy. you want an 8-ball? hes your man. you want some durries? hes your man. you want to become racially abusive? hes your man. this guy is the type of guy to bash babies for a laff. dont fuck with damon.
Person 2: You've been spending way too much time with damon. You're starting to smell like darts.
Person 1: Fuck i was wondering why i bashed a baby yesterday...
By Edna
Damon
A bastardized version of the name Damion. Generally used by lazy parents who cbf writing that 'i' on their social security baby-claim forms.
Husband: 'Hey wife, let's call our son Damion'
Wife: 'Screw that, it's way too long, how about Joe?'
Husband: 'Let's compromise, why don't we call him Damon? It's shorter you know.'
Wife: 'That's pro, Damon it is'
By Lita
Damonism
"Damonism" is a common term (typically used by Generation X and Millennial's alike) associated with an obese, hippie-redneck from the DFW metroplex area of Texas. It is generally used to describe a pot smoking, kept man's (or house-bitch's) personal philosophy, daily behavior and manners, coupled with his greed and dishonesty. Specifically used as a catchall word for the following combination of words:
His Damonism ruined the whole party She reprimanded him for Damonism.
His Damonism knows no bounds.
If it were not for his Damonism, he would be a good guy.
Just an act of typical Damonism
Damonism is not allowed here
Stop it with the Damonism already
He hit me with some Damonism
By Deanne
Damon
Sexy motherfucker, short temper, Will snap your neck to get on his nerves, sociopathic, pyro, knife freak, but surprisingly puts God first
A sexy all around guy, plays sports and is good with girls. A nice guyoverall and sleeps with ''people" a lot. Never messes with anyone, you should want a Damon
Tall, sexy, dark haired man with sociopathic tendencies. Someone who steals his brother's girlfriend (See "Stefan"), even though she's not that smart or attractive (See "Elena"). Has amazing eyes. Best friend one day, snaps your neck the next. Loves cats.
Elena: Sorry Stefan, I love Damon now.
Stefan: But we're doppelgangers that are meant to be together! *cry*
Damon: *snaps Stephan's neck* That'll shut him up. Now let's have sex.
By Ailyn
Damon
Affectionate, highly emotional but will never show it expect in anger ( they tend to blink a lot). Body like a Greek God. Hard working, family oriented and a usually a well and sweet mannered southern boy. Generous and giving but Damons are NOT patient people. Damon's do not stay still, they go from place to place hence the spelling of the name backwards NOMAD.
did you see Damon today? No he leftalready, he couldnt wait.
