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Define Cbf Meaning

Cbf
A term used frequently out of laziness, it means "can't be fucked" or "couldn't be fucked" and in some cases "can be fucked" depending on the context.

For instance..
"I cbf going to the movies"
would be "can't be fucked"

and..
"I cbf getting up for work yesterday."
would be "couldn't be fucked"

where as..
"I'll go when I cbf"
would be "can be fucked"

Guy 1: CBF is awesome, shaving off a whole 10 letters. It lets me say things like "I cbf getting up" or shorten down on chat even more like.. "I cbf, ttyl".
Guy 2: Yeah, or "I cbf using a condom when fucking your sister."
Guy 1: ...
By Leila
Cbf
can't be fucked
eg: "i cbf going to work"

can sometimes be used as "can be fucked"
eg: "i'll come around when i cbf"

By Brynna
Cbf
When you literally "can't be fucked."

CBF: Concrete has been poured into your oral, vaginal, and anal cavities, preventing you from being fucked.
By Darelle
Cbf
Can't be fucked

(A) "Can you bye some food from the store?"
(B)"Cbf"
By Beverley
Cbf
College Best Friend

You're my cbf.
My cbf's name is Maura.
By Sibbie
Cbf
cbf stands for current best friend, here is the story. cbf was founded by a girl when she and her good friend was sitting on a rope in the water. the two had been together almost the whole summer and had really get to know eachother and LOVE eachother. the two girls talked about their good friends and who they were close with, and suddenly a unknown word was said. “You are my cbf” she said, the other one asked questioning «huh what is cbf?». «Current best friend» she says.

This is what the word is being defined as. A cbf is not a BFF (best friend forever), but a current best friend. A friend you have gotten close with over a short amount of time. that is real love and I am sure they will be cbf ‘s forever and ever.
By Lonnie
Cbf
C.B.F.= Chunky but Funky;meaning a girl who is somewhat heavy, but sexy as hell.

That chick from Laguna Beach was CBF!
By Hinda
Cbf
Chicks before friends. This is mainly used for boyfriends who priorities their friends over their girlfriends. It's sort of like bros before hoes.

Luke: How come Matt's not coming tonight? Is it because of his new girlfriend?

Paul: Yeah.

Luke: WTF, cbf.
By Editha
CBF
Chronic Bitch Face: A condition that causes a person's default face to be that of a bitch. People with this condition appear intimidating and angry most of the time.

1: That girl hates me. She always looks pissed off when I see her.
2: Nah, she just has CBF.
By Greer
CBF
abbr. - Stands for Chump Bitch Face. A derogatory term commonly used as a put down.

Don't you just hate that Joe? I can't stand when he comes around! He is such a CBF!
By Karrie