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Define Day Off Meaning

Day Off
the fastest 86,000 seconds of your entire week. typically spent running errands or asleep.

i'm so glad to finally have a day off after working 70 hours this week
By Angelita
No Days Off
the constant grind, hustle, and struggle, usually to show the level of tired someone is on

'bout to hit up these weights #nodaysoff

Maaan, I ain't going through THAT again, no days off...
By Melony
Have A Day Off
A more polite way of saying "fuck off", usually used when someone has been annoying for a long time and he who says it is at his wit's end.

John: Hey, look at this other Pepe meme!
Dave: Have a day off, John.
By Tandy
Sexual Day Off
Day, days or weekends when you do nothing except sleep, eat, have sex, and watch movies and chat.

I am having a sexual day off.

- What did you guys do?

- We had a sexual day off in the country.
By Mellisent
Dutch Day Off
When you have a day off work and end up doing household chores. Coined because the Dutch are believed to gain great satisfaction from domestic duties.

Pieter: Hey Jeremy, darling, guess what I did on my day off? Three loads of washing, cleaned the toilet and I even sorted your sock drawer!

Jeremy: Oh, bless! A perfect Dutch day off!
By Mead
Ferris's Day Off
a day taken of with the excuse of being sick

tomorrow is my friend's birthday , I'm gonna take a Ferris's day off
By Rebekkah
Three Days Off
When a girl is very good looking

"I would take three days off to have intercourse with her"
By Wrennie
Swing The Day Off
to not care about anything important, except for partying or going to a club.

Hey baby, how about we get out of here and just swing the day off?
By Kelly
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Call in sick at work but spend the day doing fun things i.e. shopping, tennis, lunching, etc

Sale at J.Crew starts tomorrow - I think I'll take a ferris bueller's day off and get there when it opens.
By Marcelle
Day Off To J Off
When a person take their entire academic or work day to jack-off.

I took the day off to J off cause he saw some hot Mudkip rule 34 on 4chan.
By Darcie