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Define Sock Drawer Meaning

Sock Drawer
an area in your cloest designated for pornography storage. Could contian socks.

Girl 1: Yesterday I went through my boyfriend's sock drawer and guess what I found?
Girl 2: Socks?
Girl 1: No you idiot, volumes of porn!
By Lia
Sock Drawer
When two uncircumcised men put their penises next to one another, and one of them rolls their foreskin over the tip of the other man's unit.

Those two dudes did a sock drawer!
By Becki
Sock Drawer
The Drawer that holds your socks.

I placed my socks in the Sock Drawer.
By Kevyn
Polish Sock-drawer
A drawer containing numerous erotic sex toys such as dildos, anal beads, penis pumps, and lubricants. Though not necessary, recreational drugs are also common.

Dude, I went into my sister's room looking for some pot and I stumbled across her Polish sock-drawer. I can't believe her boyfriend needs a penis pump.

After we kicked my sister out of our mom's house we were packing her stuff and found her Polish sock-drawer.
By Bennie
Grandpa's Sock Drawer
A colloquial phrase used to refer to one's stash of condoms.

Sandy: I'm so wet Dan. I am ready. Put it to me right now.
Dan: Yea baby. Bend over for me while I rifle through Grandpa's Sock Drawer and sheath one up.
By Kerrill
Untidy Sock Drawer
A messy looking vagina, with flaps of skin hanging down around her knees

Bloody hell john , I whipped her panties off and went to have a rifle and she had such an untidy sock drawer, I daren’t let me digits anywhere near.
By Evvy
Sock Drawer Surprise
When you find your mothers dildo.

I was looking for the towel's, but I found a sock drawer surprise.
By Deeann
Sock Drawer Tits
breast that hang in an undesirable manner

Dude did you see how her boobs hang.
Yea she has sock drawer tits.
By Lottie
Rearranging My Sock Drawer
Sarcastic excuse for not attending a social event. Implies that the event is unimportant and that attendance is unnecessary. Another way of the person saying s/he has better things to do...Not.

Worker 1: "Will you be attending the company picnic next Saturday?"

Worker 2: "No, I'll be rearranging my sock drawer."
By Edy
[Bottom]-of-the-[Sock]-[Drawer] [Day]
A term used to explain a type of day that you are having where nothing goes right, starting by not being able to find a matching pair of socks in a sock drawer or basket, except for the ones you starched the night before.

Dude my day is not chill. It's just a Bottom-of-the-Sock-Drawer Day........ Gggaaa my socks itch!
By Meryl