Define Dead Hand Meaning

Dead Hand
When a person’s hand is totally unresponsive to their mate’s overtures to hold it because they are pissed off about something.

I reached for her in a moment of unbridled affection and found that once again she was punishing me with dead hand.
By Judy
Dead Hand
Sitting on your hand, until it "falls asleep," then jacking off while that hand is asleep. It feels like someone else is doing it.

After watching porn last night, I decided to rub one off with my dead hand.
By Rosemarie
Dead Hand
v. to slap someone with a dead-like or loose hand.

When Eric and his friends mess around, they dead hand each other in the chest to hurt them.
By Jobie
Dead Hand
Male or female masturbation with a hand that is numb from being sat on or some similar blood flow restriction

I had a Dead hand wank when I woke up and found my hand was numb
By Timmi
Dead Hand Gang
An exclusive club whcih can only be joined by sitting on your arm so that you lose all feeling in your hand before masturbation. This apparently makes it feel like someone else is doing the work for you.

I joined the dead hand gang whilst imagining that your mum was tossing me off last night.
By Christie
Dead Hand Gang
Sitting on your hand for 10-15 minutes, until you're hand goes numb, then masturbating.
Originates from the UK television show, The Inbetweeners.
Also known as the 'Dead Hand Game'

I joined the dead hand gang last night over a picture of your mother!
By Francoise
Dead Man's Hand
According to legend, Wild Bill Hickok was shot to death in the middle of a poker game with 2 pairs: black aces and black eight's. Noone knows for sure what the kicker was, but from then on black aces and eight's has been called dead man's hand.

"Pushing up the ante, I know you've got to see me,
Read em and weep, the dead man's hand again"
~The Ace of Spades, by Mötorhead
By Kelcy
Dead Man's Hand
Historically, the phrase, "Dead Man's Hand" was given to the last poker hand that Wild Bill Hickok had been dealt when he was murdered during a game of five-card-draw. Although there is quite the controversy over what those five cards were or even if there actually were five cards when the infamous Hickok was slain, there appears to be a general mind that he was holding a pair of 8's and a pair of Ace's. However, the most controversial aspect about the poker hand in question, was the the number and suit of the fifth card.

You're about as useful as a "Dead Man's Hand."
By Cherilynn
Dead Man's Hand
the act of masturbating with a numb hand, preferrably after sitting on the desired hand.

"hey joony, i did the dead man's hand yesterday"
"did it really feel like a handjob?"
By Barrie
Dead Man's Hand
the hand that wild bill hichock had when he was shot do death on a poker game. not two pair, its a full house aces over eights.

hellmuith is gonna get trapped by doyle brunson here, helmuith has aces but doyle has the dead man's hand.
By Glory