A turd whose shear mass is capable of cracking the bowl with magnanimous porcelain pounding force. However, the danger does not end there. If upon flushing, the centrifugal force is set slightly askew, then there is an astronomical chance of an unexpected storm surge.
Dude, I did not dare flush at the hotel this morning after dropping a depth charge. I just left a twenty on the upper deck with a note apologizing to Lupe.
By Winnah
Depth Charge
Occurs when faeces is passed with such pace/strain that upon hitting the water, the said faeces behaves like a depth charge fired from a warship.
Before exiting on the 5th floor, I dropped a depth charge and spotted the lady’s look of disgust when she got in the elevator.
By Samaria
Depth Charge
Flatulence occurring underneath covers such that it affects all others underneath those same covers, either by smell or vibration through the mattress.
Just before I got into bed last night, Ken let out two depth charges. I had to use the covers to separate the airspace between us because the smell was so bad.
By Joyann
Depth-Charge
While wrist deep within another persons body during the act of fisting, the fister quickly opens and then closes their hand, like a quick heart-beat or a sub-surface mine.
"Ow! What the fuck was that?"
"Depth-charge baby!"
"It felt like my entire body was about to explode!"
"Totally. SONIC-BOOM!!"
