Jordan: "That bitch is really, really weird.."
Sam: "That's because she's pissed as a
mattress"
Josh: "I lost all my money in the stock-market yesterday.."
Matt: "Damn, you must be
shattered as a mattress"
Nic: "I got a E- in
my R.E exam.."
Sean: "You must be stupid as a mattress"