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Dick Beating
Noun: The act of bruising a girl's thigh by playfully whipping her with an erect penis.

"C. Cee was being naughty so V was like 'you're gonna catch a dick beating.'"
By Jesselyn
Dick Beat
Verb. The act of forcibly beating another repeatedly with an erected penis. Also known as a DB for short.

After Ted had found Sally cheating on him he unzipped his pants pulled out is hard throbbing man rod as strong as a horses leg but as soft as a flower wrapped in silk and dick beat her silly.
By Caryn
Dick Beat
A perjorative term used by "in-the-know" rhythm section members to describe endless blues jams of the kind typically put forth by middle-aged white guys.

Originated in Syracuse, N.Y. (the self-proclaimed "blues belt" of Central New York) circa 1995, possibly following a mind-numbing set of medium-tempo shuffles at the Dinosaur Bar-B-Que.

"How'd that gig at Dinosaur go?"

"Three sets of dick beat, man."
By Carol
Dick Beat December
The month after No Nut November where you beat your dick constantly to get out all the cum stored in your dick from November

I´m going to stay in my house for Dick Beat December so I can get all the Cum from November out.
By Aurilia
Celebratory Dick Beating
The act of jerking off after momentous endeavor

"I just finished cleaning the house, now for a celebratory dick beating"
By Roseanne
Bag Of Beat Dicks
Adj. The tired feeling of sleepiness after beating off multiplied by an entire bag of beat dicks. ; extreme tiredness

I just ran five miles, I feel like a bag of beat dicks.
By Felita
As Tired As A Bag Of Beat Dicks
To be extremely tired or fatigued to the point of being worthless.

Glenn: Do you want to go snowboarding?

Maria: Not today, I'm as tired as a bag of beat dicks!

Glenn: Damn, that's tired!
By Merralee
Beat Dick
Something that is particularly ratchet, awful, or otherwise generally beat.

Damn, this (insert literally any word here) is beat dick !!
By Aurelea
Dick Beating Gypsy
Mechanic that stands around all day talking about his penis size instead of turning wrenches.

Anthony and Poncho are both a couple of dick beating gypsy pricks. They need to fix that minivan.
By Jeannine