Friend: What are those?
You: These?
Dietz Nuts.
Dietz & Watson,
Dietz nuts.
Friend: Those are nuts?
You: Dietz nuts aren’t nut nuts, Dietz Nuts are… meat nuts.
Friend: Those are me nuts?
You: Meat nuts. They’re Dietz nuts.
Friend: Can I get one of those?
You: Go ahead, grab a hand-full of Dietz nuts… yeah, get a
good grip in there.
You: Hey Friend, how Dietz Nuts taste… are they delicious?
You: What a fun snack.