Mum - "Merry Christmas!"
Kid - "I hope this is what I think it is"
Mum - "I went to a lot of trouble to get it.
*Kid opens present*
Kid - "...It's the wrong type. Did you keep the receipt?"
Dad - "Another 'merry' disappointment day!"
Bill: Hey Frank could you go on urban dictionary and see what the word of the day is?
Frank: its bisexual.
in unison: looks like its the word of the disappointing day!