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Divot
The act of putting your hand down a person's pants, grabbing as much of the pubic hair as possible... yelling "FORE!" and then ripping as hard as you can!

Jessica said she'd probably let me give her a divot tonight.
By Blinnie
The Divot
During sex, you sit up, grab your partners pubes, yell fore, and rip them out.

By Mirilla
Divot
Used as a slang term to describe someone who looks and acts unusual. They will probably be flamed for being a divot. Used to as well describe someone badly or rudely, as if they are trying to flame.

Landon: Brianna is a divot
Brianna: You trying to flame?
By Shanon
Divot
A divot is Scottish slang. It refers to the patch of grass that is a few inches wide and a few inches long that happens when you go golfing. It also looks like the patch of hair on a woman's vagina, hence the term "divot". Etymology: alteration of earlier Scots devat, from Middle English (Scots) duvat. Date: 1586. 1 Scottish : a square of turf or sod

The Scotsman came home from drinking scotch and said to his woman "come on love and show me your divot!"
By Ora
Divot
a sexual act involving pooing into your own hand and mashing the poo into a female vagina. once the said poo is in place, you shave off your pubes (make sure you grow for a few weeks before committing the act) and mash them into the poo, creating the effect of replacing a divot.

i gave her a solid divot last night because i was growing my pubes for about 4 months.
By Henka
Replace The Divots
Golfing idiom for fixing business processes, or repairing relationships--after you have totally destroyed them in the act of rush completing a task or project.

"We totally took a lot of shortcuts in getting this code to launch, but there are a ton of security flaws in it. Let's get a real developer to come in and replace the divots."

"I really threw Steve under a bus at the last meeting, when I said we should scrap his project and his team is a waste of flesh. Maybe I'll take him out to lunch to replace the divots."
By Connie
Covid Divot
The indent left in my couch after quarantine from SARS-CoV-2

I should have alternated where I sat on the couch during quarantine because now there's a Covid Divot right in the middle and I can't sleep on it anymore.
By Shannah
Golf Divot
An incredibly hairy vagina.

Sheena looked great with her pants on. I got her naked and noticed she had a crazy golf divot. Looked like a muthafuckin jungle.
By Drusie
Fish Divot
A woman's vagina

"My girlfriend's Fish Divot tastes like licking the top off the tuna can--Hold the mayo!
By Doe
Pussy Divots
The gateway leading to an attractive females vagina opening. Usually viewed best from behind and or when the female is bent over. Located in between the thighs about an inch or so below the vagina opening.

Yo Dizzo, check out that chicks Pussy Divots!
By Tonie