Define Dixon Meaning

Dixon
-verb

1. To do a "dixon" - take something that's fully functional and completely fuck it up.

2. To do half a job

User: "Hi there I can't get my e-mail to work"

IT Technician: "Sorry mate, it's been dixoned"
By Melantha
Dixon
To have sex with one of your best mates girlfriends, then getting your head smashed in.

Yeah, your doing the Dixon, you better watch yourself.

Oh my god, he's pulled a Dixon.
Who With?
Beth, again.
By Jordana
Dixon
a guy that cheats on most of his girlfriends, and wanks over his dads gay fest dvds.

Dixon: I was once watching porn, and this bit came up and it was like a gay fest, I couldnt fast forward it. so I watched it
Me: *gasp*
By Corie
Dixon
the word you call your little siblings when your really angry

shut up you "dixon"
By Claude
Dixoned
When a person is so intoxicated they can't stand properly or speak without mumbling incoherrantly, usually a result of alcpholor drug-taking.

The complete opposite of sobriety.

Jesus did you see Chris on Friday night, he was well dixoned!

I cant wait for the weekend, two days of getting completely dixoned!
By Kizzee
Dixonic
'Dixon' (n):

1) A person of very low intelligence
2) A person who spends the majority of his day kicking bags of air pointlessly
3) A stupid person with no future
4) A person far below yourself

'Dixonic' (adj):

1) To be of relation to Dixon
2) To do things that Dixon would do

'To Dixon' (verb):

1) To do the unspeakable
2) To kick a bag of air
3) To enjoy pointless activities involving bags of air

Noun: "Bloody Dixons outside again"
Adjective: "That's a very dixonic game"
Verb: "Oh god, he's started Dixoning"
By Kikelia
Dixon
An intelligent being who has potential and can do anything. I mean ANYTHING. Known as the bestest ass-kicker in the world.

"Man Dixon! That was a good lickin' you gave!"
By Yolane
Dixon
To do a 'Dixon' is to shit yourself and fall in love with a chick extremely quickly. Additionally, one might also neglect spending time for his friends, instead spending all of his time with his new chick.

Dude, I'm falling in love..
Duuude, don't do a Dixon on us..
Dude I'm not..
Duuuuude, yes you are- you only met her last week and you spend every second with her. You've already introduced her to your mum for fucks sake!
Oh yeah, Well I know, but I knew this was going to happen...
By Maegan
Dixon
1- A Person, aka Kyle Dixon, Always referred to as "Dixon" known for wild boozing, stupid stunts and all out all the time zanyness.
2- Adv, To pull a Dixon, to do something incredibly stupid without prior thought of the repercussions

1- Hey Dixon, want a beer?
2- Way to Pull a Dixon, you Idiot.
or
Wow you really Dixoned that one.
By Gloriana
Dixon
A person who hates male cheerleaders and and wants to fight them. The straightest of the straight.

He loves women, he's a Dixon.
By Analiese