(in the car)
Radio: "
I'm blue...I'm in need of a guy, I'm in need of a guy, I'm in need of a guy..."
Chris: "Lame..."
Radio: "MMMMBop! Ba-du-bop-a-du-bop-ba-du-bop-ba-du-bop..."
Chris: "
Mother of God..."
(5 minutes later)
Radio: "He was a skater boy, she said see you later boy..."
Chris: "THAT'S ENOUGH!!! Turn this shit off! Why the hell are we listening to this dog meat?"
(in China)
Mom: "Hey kids, how does Fido taste?"
Kid: "Terrible...this is total dog meat. Why can't we have cat again like last night? Hey
Jing Jong, pass the MSG."