Define Doing Dishes Meaning

Doing Dishes
a sexual act of shoving dining utensils up another person’s rectum.

“doing dishes one sec
By Kerrill
Doing Dishes
Washing plates, cups, pots, pans, cutlery, etc. Also known as washing up.

Doing dishes sucks but it's part of life...unless you're a spoiled American teenager.
By Brooks
DO THE DISHES
Do The Dishes’ is a common phrase heard around the planet by many housemates. Humans as a species have a bizarre fixation with not doing the dishes dating back to roman times when battles were fought by 'gladiators' over who would have to do the dishes.

Scientists have theorized that the act of not doing the dishes is a subconscious action done by the human brain as some form of low level biological experiment in order to understand their environment.

The advent of fast food in the 20th centaury is not the end of the act of ‘doing the dishes’, but simply another step in the evolutionary ladder of ‘doing the dishes’ – Any waste left from fast food is placed into bins, which eventually make their way to rubbish dumps, where the act of not doing the dishes is done on a much grander scale.

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By Laurette
Do The Dishes
A term used for code around your friends when you have to use the bathroom for number 2.

By Rachel
DO THE DISHES
to mix up a set of dominoes prior to choosing dominoes for the next round of play, this act is done collectively by all players in the first round and in later rounds the player who went out first or "dominoed" is excused from "doing the dishes"

do the dishes,
yo' mix 'em up Jake my wrists sho' ache
By Stormi
Doing The Dishes
Another word for jocking or beign sprung off of someone, Basically means that you like the person so much that they have you doing anything they want you to do. Almost in a check mode way.

Fool, by the way you spoil her like that, it looks like she has you doing the dishes homie.
By Jackie
Doing Da Dishes
To be with family member, "sister" in a kitchen Setting, and comitting sexual acts.

By Ibby
Dish Do-over
Keeping dishes in the dishwasher for repeated washes to avoid putting them away. Also called 'dish limbo'.

I kept all my plates in dish do-over because I was too tired to put them away.
By Cordelia
Do Dishes
wash(do) the dishes

My brother would do dishes if there was any
By Dido
Do The Dishes
When a girl (I.e Morgan) wants to masturbate but doesn’t want to explicitly say it and leaves the party after saying she will only be gone for a minute to “do the dishes” but ends up not coming back for the rest of the night

Morgan: I’m going to go “do the dishes” I’ll be back later
By Aloysia