Define Dressage Meaning

The best equestrian discipline. Everyone who rides horses does dressage to some degree, even if they refuse to admit it.

Essentially is like ballet on horseback. (but much cooler)

Ballet for horses.... the most refined and difficult horse riding out there... great to watch. If dressage was cheap and easy, it would be called western

Prancing around the living room naked

Dressage is a stupid english riding sport. You make your horse do different things, such as walking, cantering, loaping, running, side stepping etc. Usually only preppy girls compete in this sport, because they have nothing better to do then show how much money they have, and that dirt is gross. Western riders laugh at these silly preppy english riding girls, cause they don't know how to actually ride.

An adjective used to describe something classy or just generally awesome. It can be adapted to cure one's lack of a better word in most situations.

Commonly referred to as draining a penis of a horse into a child.

1) Someone who tries to mow you down with thier horse in the warm up ring.

2) Someone who has more bling on thier tack than is absolutely necessary.

to drunk to work straight so you walk leg over leg

A elegant equestrian sport, where the horse do special moves such as "Half Pass", "Extended Trot", or "Passage", and they dance under the rider. Dressage riders usually wear a black shadbelly.