a person who looks so charismatic and put together but deep inside is actually stressing out. Just like a duck, looks so calm on the surface but if you look underwater they’re struggling to stay
afloat.
first seen on a shane dawson conspiracy video early 2019
“when you see ducks, they’re so serene and so calm and they look like they don’t have a care in the world. They’re floating around and just trying to
follow the crowd. but if you look just beneath the surface their legs are moving fast, they’re just trying to stay on the water, they’re
panicking they can’t have your building they can’t pay for their houses, they spend all their money on gucci, the IRS is gonna come and they’re so desperate. So what do they do *fire starting noise*”
person 1:
i’m sure a duck started the
woolsey wildfire.
person 2: yeah me too, probably just did it for the insurance money
person 3: bet you $10 it’s paris hilton