Those watered down Anchor Steams, Gilroy
Garlic Fries and Say Hey! Willie Mays Sausages had my stomach on the
warpath, so I left the Giants game in the 7th inning, but I didn't make it home...I totally did
a duncan hines on that train. I knew I should have flagged down a cab instead of taking MUNI.
I was really into this girl, but after we left the bar and hopped on the street car to head to my place, she dropped a duncan hines move! She was so embarrassed, she just pulled the cord and jumped out at the next stop and I never saw her again.