Define Earl Grey Meaning

a very delicious tea, made from black tea leaves and oil of bergamot

1) A travelling magician that invented tea.

He travelled to a small indigenous village where the people smoked the leaves from a local tree.

Earl Grey turned up at the village on a rainbow stallion and showed the people his magical skills.
He also showed them that it was better to add the leaves they smoked to hot water to create a relaxing warm beverage.

This was the first time tea was consumed by a person.

2) A tea with a distinctive flavour that is named after it's creator, Earl Grey the magician.

"earl grey" (verb):
lounge, while dressed in sweats/pyjamas/dancewear/costumes, drinking earl grey tea in a warm, comfortable environment

When a senior (or any man with grey pubic hair) gives another person a teabag.

The sexual act of urinating into your partners mouth, then dipping your scrotum into their mouth, full of urine.

Teabagging for the over-50s

When your female companion's menstrual discharge coincides with vaginal sex and after climaxing you tea bag your female companion and she cleans the menstrual discharge off of your scrotum.

To have sex with a British woman.

When a male puts his testicles up a females (or another males) anus, the receiving female (or male) then proceeds to squeeze out said testicles, as if having a poo.
Pleasureable for both parties involved.
Like Tea Bagging, but anal...

when three afro americans stand around one white woman and one sticks his man genitals into the anus of the woman, while the other two stand and yell random things such as "freak that bitch out tone" or "clown on her". then after a brief period of the genitals being lodged in the anus the male removes his testicles only to dabble them into the mouth of the woman like a tea bag.