my dog. he sings like the rapper dexter, but it’s mostly just auto tuned bark. enjoys barking in his sleep (real dedication to his music career) and likes looking for
flashlights and eating them. also enjoys chasing after
ice cubes and trying to
make them move like bugs. he is kind of ugly when he does this. dexter also pees a lot.
who’s this on new
dog rap?
oh, that’s dexter. not to be confused with
famous dex,
o no no.
