A creature, scientifically referred to by academic English-speaking Earthlings as
Homo sapiens sapiens, related most closely to a creature called a chimpanzee, which Earthlings generally use to entertain themselves at places called
zoos, where the chimpanzees are frequently known to go on rampages due to abuse by Earthlings and eat the
faces off Earthlings; this Homo sapiens sapiens is filled with a
self-aggrandizing sense of its own intelligence, which is weak even by galactic standards, let alone cosmic standards. As visitors from the outer reaches of the cosmos, it is our duty to study these morons and see if we can make them treat the Earth better, so that our plans to eventually wipe them out and re-colonize the Earth with our smarter pets and animals will not be hindered by Earthling-caused global warming and climate change
That Earthling is trying to brush his teeth with a
paintbrush; he must be one of their professors.
Earthlings are so stupid, Gipponik4, I don't know how I'll be able to tolerate not incinerating them all before it's time.
Be content with
probing their Midwestern farmers, Jeppid6.
humanoid alien monkey relative naked ape climate-change
denier