Waking up to find your penis (usually morning wood) visible out the bottom, side, top, or through
the pee slot of one's underwear. When sleeping with or around others (i.e.
slumber party, crashing on a girl's sofa on the second date), you are usually the last to realize, causing embarrassment to one's self and laughter to the other party/parties.
1. “I went out with this guy the other day. He got totally drunk, made an ass out of himself then couldn’t drive. I felt bad and let him
sleep on the couch. When I got up in the morning to kick him out, he had a total
egg roll sticking out of his boxers. As if!!”
2. “At scout camp, Kyle comes walking
out to get breakfast and pulled a total egg roll. We laughed so hard. He felt so dumb he walked home eight miles.”