Guy 1: "Hey Laura, I'm feeling a lot better! I'm going to work on the cabinets today."
Girl 1: "No, Mark you're not better. You just have the
fakies. You need to keep resting and sleeping so the flu goes away."
Guy 1: "I really think
I'm okay! It was just a
bad cold."
Girl 1: "It's not a cold, it's a flu. F-L-U. And you have the fakies right now!"