The Hat: “I just love having mustard in my Fancy Pants”
Chinaman: “You weird. Why you like mustard in your pants?!”
The Hat: “I just love having mustard in my Fancy Pants. Almost as much as I love sucking on Lollipops.”
Chinaman: “you no funny”
By Sibylle
Fancy Pants
Nickname for a co-worker that dresses up every Hall-o-ween with a prosthetic, rubber ass no matter what the costume. Ironically, every time the ass is placed on the body, the co-worker ends up in some sort of physical altercation. This is thought to originate from Salt Lake City, Utah (Home of the village idiots and mormoms).
"He was wearing the ass last night, and some guy grabbed it..."
By Lorry
Fancy Pants Friday
A tradition started by those rebelling against business casual friday. Bad-ass business suits and dark shades are preferred, but anything dressier than your Monday-Thursday apparel will work. Bonus points if you can take your dog for a run while wearing your fancy pants.
The Llama - "What's the suit for? Do you have an interview today?"
The most coveted acquisitions of men who believe they are very deserving, special boys. Materialistic, phony sycophants will literally kiss the ass of anyone who they think might be superior to them or have something to offer in the hopes that they will eventually be rewarded the highest prizes of them all - plenty of 'candy', and high-end designer clothing.
However, like the old carrot-on-a-stick adage, they remain in constant pursuit of bigger lollipops to suck on and fancier pants to wear - never satisfied, never sated, but always sucking, sucking, sucking.
Proving that no lollipops are sweet enough, nor any pants in the world fancy enough to mend a human heart.
Person 1: "That guy is literally the most simpering, superficialfuck on the planet, what's his deal?"
Person 2: "He's sucked a lot of figurative and even some actual dick just so he can have his lollipops and fancy pants"
By Kacie
Fancy Pants Adventure
Fancy Pants Adventure (or FPA) is a series of platform flash games. The protagonist is a stickman named Fancy Pants. They were made by Brad Borne and published by the popular site Armor Games. There is currently a sequel already out, and a third one in production is expected to be released in 2010.
Gamer 1: Dude! I just won all the trophies in Fancy Pants Adventure World 2!
Gamer 2: You suck. I beat that like a week ago.
Gamer 1: In World 3 there's gonna be sword fighting!
Gamer 2: Dude! That's awesome!