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Fapped
Past tense of the word fap. Meaning to masturbate.

Hot chick: Wanna do me?
Geek: Nah, I just fapped it to your pic in last month's issue of Playboy.
By Dana
Fap Fap Fap
the sound one makes when masturbating himself to extascy

damn, im gonna have a fap session rite now with this porn
By Erina
Fap Fap Fap
Is what you do when your parents arent home. If they are, that may be dangerous. It means masturbation in case you didn't know. Its also a funny way to say it.

(no parents in your house):
You: *fap fap fap*

(with parents in your house):
You: *fap fap fap*
Your mother: (opens door) Son i need that...
You: *fap* HOLY SHHI- (falls down the bed, grabs everything and does a tornado flip)
Your mother: (closes the door)
You: FFFFUUUUUU...
By Sonnie
Fap Fap
an onomatopoeia for the sound of jacking off or masturbation

I was walking past my brothers room and heard porn moans and fap fap.
By Daisy
Fap
Another way of saying masturabtion
Maybe you've heard of:
Tickling the pickle
Choking the chicken
Jackie the beanstalk
Five knuckle shuffle
Beating the meat
Applying the handbrake
Busting a nut
Having a wank
Masturbating
Jerkin the Gurkan
Choking Charlie till he throws up
Taming the snake
Rubbing the genie's lamp
Checking for testicular cancer {GONE SEXUAL}
Cocking the rifle
"This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for shooting, and this is for fun!"
Waving the wand
Launching the rocket
Stroking Johnny
Me-time

These acts are often followed by the clearing of ones browser history.

Hey mate, I think my parents heard me having a fap...
By Alika
Fap Fap Fap
A comment issued by a person in response to another party excessively talking about or exhorting the benefits of anything; but especially something which doesn't really merit it.

It implies excessive masturbation over the continually mentioned topic.

Person 1: And then I get +2 to AC and D4 hit die, plus I get a bonus to my will and fortitude saves once per day, and I also get an extra feat every 6th level.... *etc*

Person 2: fap fap fap. stfu.
By Alidia
Fap
The sound that occurs from vigorously beating your meat.

The new bangbros videos just came out. Time to fap
By Albina
FAP
Forever Alone Pleasure

I FAP during shower cause i dont have a girlfriend
By Gracia
Fap On It
Masturbating before making any decision regarding females.

James: I can't tell if I should fuck my ex or not
Tom: Just fap on it, then you will know.
By Lynnet
*fap*
The sound of a male masturbating.

See fap

Look, some porn. I think I'll masturbate to it. *fap* *fap*
By Demetris