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Farage
A variety of smegma that forms as sweat, spit and ale trickle down the folds of a middle aged white supremacist's double chin.

You can't get too close to that drunkard of Lee. Less than arm's length, and you'll be taken out by the rank of his farage.
By Althea
Farage
(verb) to show up for work only occasionally and only then in order to rant against your work colleagues before quickly disappearing to the bar

Have you seen Dave? Yes, but only for five minutes this week. He turned up, vehemently faraged a bit and then disappeared into the Cock & Duck.
By Aubine
Farage
A very very VERY rich man who enjoys flashing his cash and frequently says "I'm a Farage you can't do that to me"

A man walks up to The Farage and asks if he has any money he can borrow.
The farage then replies of course i have money im a farage, we are brought up in wealth. how much do you want £1000, £2000 or would you prefer it in caviar?

By Raeann
Farage
A sex act similar to the act of roughage, but passive, and involving bank clerks.

M'lud, the prosecution will show that the defendant, on the night of December 10th, did indeed engage in an act of farage - and that he was moreover no stranger to the practice of faraging.
By Zena
Farage
The foul juice you get at the bottom of a bin, which inevitably drips from the bin bag onto the carpet

ffs there is farage on my slippers
By Evaleen
Farage
a homosexual male named michael

hey, let's get that farage and kick his ass
By Brigid
Farage
A politician who claims to know the way but can't drive the car.

Voters were hoodwinked by another Farage.
By Carmen
Farage
To masturbate in an angry and confused way using unconventional stimuli.

Mark's Wife was furious when she caught him having a farage over a picture of Ann Widdecombe.
By Augustine
Farage
To disappear into the background, after causing chaos by committing an intentional act of stupidity.

John, faraged into the corridor, after let that stink bomb off in the common room , before anyone realised what He had done.
By Guenevere
Farage
(Voted for as part of Mark Thomas 100Acts, pronounced to rhyme with garage e.g. Fah-Ridge)- Noun: the liquid found at the bottom of a bin/trashcan/wheelie bin.

Oh no, I was putting out the bin bags and one ripped & my foot got soaked in evil smelling, slimy farage.
By Sayre