Derived from the hotbox, this is when u wait till your entire family is in the car and its raining outside. Once on the highway you fart you fucking brains out but cant open the windows due to the rain outside. All in the car die from odor as you laugh like satan spawn
Dude: just came from the funeral home Best friend: how'd they die?
Dude: i fartboxed (past tense of fartboxing) the shit out of them last week
When a group of people get together in a car, close all the windows, turn on the heat, and then all release rotten foul farts. The first one to open up a door or puke loses. It also helps if you all go out and eat food that gets your bowels rumbling before you partake in fartboxing.
A person who talks senselessly and endlessly. A jackass. Big time bullshitter. One who pollutes the room with his mindless sick jabber.
Fartbox is here.....gotta get out ...fast....(gasp)(thud)(groan)
By Louise
Fartboxing
When you fart in a car with closed windows and the smell is so vile that the windows fog up and an undefined ectoplasmic substance accumulates on all surfaces.
Fat Abbott was Fartboxing his vehicle with such incredibly rancid bombs that he projectile vomited all over his ugly ass soccer mom SUV. His passengers weren't so lucky and all perished.