Define Fat Cow Meaning

Fat Cow

man #1: hey what's the name of that fat cow with that show?
man #2: oprah?
man #3: yeah, that's it. wow she really is a lard ass.
By Edythe
Fat Cow
bovine mammal with inordinate volume of fat tissue

Yo 'sup?! This beef is only 80% lean - must have come from one fat cow, mothafucka!
By Maxi
Fat Cow
more like bacow was here. laffo. prank'd.

mindo: "where's fatcow?"
dan: "he didn't come to school because he's fat and lazy"
By Annie
FAT COW
a fat cow is someone who cheats on people and eats hella lot

Camryn your such a FAT COW”
By Melisenda
Fat Cow
When the bitch an unacceptable level of thicc

Cameron: Man that bih thicc, amirite?
Nigel: Nah, m8 she unacceptably thicc, the fat cow.
By Jenelle
Fat-cow-armidillo

shut up you stupid fat-cow-armidillo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By Caryn
Fat Cow Disease
Fat Cow Disease- AS in Mad cow disease one generally loses the ability to remember and think clearly...In fat Cow disease one has an inability to not only think clearly but also perform simple functions such as wearing low rise jeans.

2. A sense of onself feeling lethargic, physically and mentally useless due to a sudden and unexplainable weight gain

Those blue jeans look like they should be on shamu! Judging by those jeans, she has fat cow disease!

2. Geez, I can't get up off the couch today and I can barely write my name. My fat cow disease is kicking in!
By Moll
Fat American Cow
A typical obese American woman. Although obesity and American woman are almost interchangeable. Abbreviated FAC. Can be found eating, walking to and back from her car, watching Oprah, with other fat american cows and at Wal-mart. Can not be found: On running paths, gyms, swimming pools, the beach or at Whole Foods.

Man, I wish I lived in France were all the women are thin, this country has nothing but fat american cows now.
By Ame
Fat Masturbating Cow
a girl that has an oval butt and is cow like

omg leah is such a fat masturbating cow.
By Trixy
Fat Cow Mutha Fucka Up In Yo Ass
a phrase commonly used by white people trying to sound black. they will typically use outdated black terms along with this phrase hoping to impress their cool half black but really white/mexican "friends". the usage of this term will most likely result with the violator shanked or beaten. or screaming teeheenaynaysha.
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Tiffany: yo, bitches, what up?
Jennifer: omg. shut up Tiffany before you get yo ass beaten!
Tiffany: there be a fat cow mutha fucka up in yo ass.
Jequarius: bitch, whachu say?
Tiffany: TEEHEENAYNAYSHA!!!!!!
By Sukey