Define Bovine Meaning

Bovine
1. Resembling or connected with cattle.
2. Simple, stupid.

Man, your mother is starting to look worryingly bovine.
By Milissent
Bovine
1. It literally means "like a cow."

1. He smiled and said that she was simply bovine, and she was so dense that she thought it was a compliment! LOL! Can you believe that?
By Thomasa
Bovine
1. It literally means "like a cow."
2. It sometimes also has a human face.

1. He smiled and said that she was simply bovine, and she was so dense that she thought it was a compliment! LOL! Can you believe that?
2. "Erica the bovine was scaring all of the children"
By Mariana
Bovine
Vessel in which the whole universe resides.

We are Bovine, and Bovine is us.
By Moira
Bovine
Confused about sexuality. Cylindrical in shape. Strange in a surreal, slightly unbelieveable way.

That guy, ok I mean he's buff but oh my god he's SO bovine.
By Francyne
Bovine
Alternate, more scientific word for a cow

to an ugly person: "wow you're looking rather bovine today"
By Renelle
Bovine
the maskot of university of texas

bovine...... its whats for dinner
By Fenelia
Bovine

"oh look, theres a bovine"
By Noelle
Bovinity
The absolute antithesis of sincere behaviour in human form. Namely executed in completely nonsensical and ridiculous taskmaking within the workplace, encouraging the widest possible deviation from the direct route of A to B (via Z). Also an adequate description of idiotic juvenile behaviour (the like last seen in the playground) carried out by a grown woman/beast.

"Could you immediately fill out five forms in triplicate for the next toilet paper order?"
"Yes! In the name of insane bovinity, I shall! (Ya fat heifer)."
By Fredra
Bovinity
In the workplace: excessive micro-managing; extensive list making in order to create the illusion of order/profitability. Just plain foolishness.

"Any instances of Bovinity while I was on lunch?"
"mmm, a few..."
"That Pimplestilskin has GOT TO GO."
"Cowpell."
By Georgeanna