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Faulkner
to go from being a nerd to getting all the hot girls

he chucked a faulkner
By Josee
Faulkner
a gay teacher who loves a tug in class while watching his pupils have fun and wait to receive his cock

its good but its not faulkner
By Nedda
Faulknerize
The process of going from a calm state of being to an out of control lunatic via a carefully tread 6-step process that moves from calm to agitated into masked anger, then irritability on to retaliatory, followed by irrational and concluding with explosive

Did you see Claire Faulknerize Sam earlier today? They could hear her three floors down. Man Claire moved through the six steps like a border collie in a weave pole contest.
By Dru
Faulkner
Verb:
come from the English word "falter"
1. When a person stops action due to pointless trivial statements, tends to be associated with entertainment or film news. Has the effect to create lapses in time awareness that astonishes people when they realize how long they've been "faulknered." (especially during a game of beer pong)

Noun:
2. The ability to waste copious time through the use of trivial knowledge and news

verb: "It's 1am already? We've just been faulknered!"

noun: "Damn it, he's a Faulkner."
By Andie
Faulkner
v. 1, To remove the filter between one’s personal thoughts and speech, resulting in free indirect discourse.
2. to give a watch to another person for any reason.

1. "What the hell am I doing, I was supposed to turn left on Ponce, man I need to lose weight"

"What ARE you talking about?"

"Pardon me, I tend to faulkner when I'm driving."
2. "Son, I want you to have this watch.."

"Not that I remember time but that I forget it now and then...Seriously dad, if you are going to faulkner, at least be original."
By Benita
Faulkner

1.To repair or enhance something previously broken through use of everyday objects.
2. To use ingenuity to fix or remedy a problem using only the tools available at hand.
3. To jury-rig


Your car broke, huh? Give me that stick, some duct tape, and a piece of wire, and I.ll Faulkner ize it.
By Jeana
Faulknered
When you win the regular season in your fantasy football league but lose the championship game in the postseason tournament. You’ve been Faulknered.

Kirby, you won the fantasy football season but lost the championship game, you’ve been Faulknered!!
By Koo
Newton Faulkner
The most amazinggg musician ever! I can't believe he hasn't been defined yet! He is the proud owner of iceee coolll dreadlocks, a great personality, and an unbelievable musical ability. He plays acoustic guitar and sings and is very famous in the UK. Some of the songs you may have heard by him are 'Dream catch me' 'Gone in the morning' 'UFO' and 'Feels like home'...but there are loads more. If you haven't heard them, listen to them! :D

You: Ohh yeahh whatevs, I bet Newton Faulkner isn't as legendary as this chick says he is.

Me: Yes he is as a matter of fact! goshhh.
By Selena
James Faulkner
James Faulkner usually has glasses and has sex with his cats. He a terrible rapper and hates being called gay. He is usually chill but when he’s not just know he may rip your nut sack off.

Watch your nut sack James Faulkner is mad.
By Dorree
Lauren Faulkner
A spoonbeg

Look at that spoonbeg, shes such a lauren faulkner
By Rivi