Define Feeding Ducks Meaning

v. dating, but one or more of the parties involved claims it isn't dating

1) v. A term used to describe male masturbation. It is often noted that masturbating and feeding ducks involve very similar hand motions.

2) v. The act of giving food to ducks.

Masturbating, usually to internet pr0n.

Code word for any sort of sexual act. This includes masturbating, having sex with anyone, phone sex, cybering, etc, etc.

Pulling your plonker with emphasis on the forward stroke.

Jacking it.

Called feeding the ducks because you use a similar hand motion when you feed ducks.

Usually a male Sexually pleasuring yourself. Can be done alone, or in the company of others. Also can be done with the help of others.

Several news reports indicate that Thailand may lead the world in penis slashings, often over disputes about the common custom of men having a second wife. The act is colloquially referred to as "feeding the ducks" because that is apparently a common way of getting rid of the evidence.

A term for... one-somes... popular with people who have access to pr0n.

Duck-feeding simulation available for old computers which can be sold for $15.00 at certain garage sales. Realistic duck-feeding action.