Spanking The Monkey

waxing the carrot, choking the bishop, jacking the beanstock, yankee-ing the doodle,peting the one eyed wonder weasel, waxing the wood, caulking the cracks, jacking off, wanking.

"Oh dear jebus, jimmy is spanking the monkey in class!!!"

By Risa

Spanking The Monkey

Taking things in to your own hand or a hand trusted by you.

I woke up last night and found my monkey standing up. I spanked him and he went back to sleep.

By Murial

Spanking The Monkey

By Sibylle

Spanking The Monkey

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Don't disturb him he's in his bedroom spanking the monkey.

By Berry

Spanking The Monkey

Due to her refusal, he took herman to the circus many times that night

By Mae

Spanking The Monkey

like the hottest thing in the world. seriously. (aka masturbating)

Lizzy and nona and kelly looove spanking the monkey. but not as much as Kari! hahaha

By Anabal

Spanking The Monkey

Spanking the Monkey is another term for masturbating, otherwise known as beating your meat, slapping the ham, tugging the tiger, jerkin the gerkin, or stroking the sausage.

"Jake Cutler! Stop spanking the monkey so hard and come have some meth with me." - Charlie Foulds

By Daloris

Spank The Monkey

When a man masterbates or strokes his penis

All of a sudden, he pulled down his pants and started spanking that monkey!

By Junie

Spank The Monkey

When you own a giant stuffed monkey and spank him.

By Harli

Spank The Monkey

masterbation- male only.

I was going to spend the day building shelters for the homeless, but decided to stay home and spank the monkey all day instead.

By Willetta

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