Define Jebus Meaning

Jebus

"I can't be a missionary, I don't even believe in Jebus"
By Ella
Jebus
Variant of Jesus, used because it's less offensive.

Originated from The Simpsons. Generally used by the general public and webcomic authors so as not to spark religious debate. It does not "use the Lord's name in vain," and gets the message across.

Tenchin: Don't struggle! They'll just bring you in deeper!
Psyguy: Save meh, Jebus!
By Max
Jebus

"I'm goin' to church!"
"How?"
"I'm gonna ride the jebus!"

"When I go to heaven I'm takin' the jebus!"
By Lisetta
Jebus
Another name for the non exsisting life form that everyone belives in for some stupid ass reason...

(i bet i will get alot of thumbs down because some people actully belive in that thing)

Do you belive in Jebus?

Hell Nha
By Reggi
Jebus
Name of the ancient Jebusite city conquered by the Hebrew king David more than 3000 years ago. He occupied the fortress of Zion and the city was renamed Jerusalem.

Today it is home to three of the worlds major religions and is the seat of the Israeli capital. It is a city at the centre of international political and social intrigue.

Jebus is a Biblical name of the city now known as Jerusalem
By Catarina
Jebus

'oh holy lord Jebus, save us from our misery'
'I want to die Jebus pls choke me'
By Corabel
Jebus
A word originaly used by Homer Simpson while on a rafting trip full of mishap and adventure and later when he became a missionary.

By Fredericka
Jebus
Variation of 'Jesus' first invented by Duke Ellington so as not to be beaten by nuns. Borrowed by Frank Zappa and, from there, by Matt G.

Jesus: Daaaaad, do I have a brother.

God: Uh, no, not that I know of.

Jesus: Then who's this 'Jebus' everyone keeps talking about?
By Fern
Jebus
Jesus' brother, also referred to as "Jesus' brother, Daryll!"

Hi I'm Jesus.
Hi I'm Jesus' brother, Daryll!
By Erma
Jebus
was originally transcribed by a naked goat named judith on a hillside in freckleton, this hillside was very hilly and grassy and was the hillside where jebus removed the chocolate egg which blocked him from getting out of the cave where the rumans chucked some lettuce making him want to go in, this is a true story BELIEVE ME!!!!!

a little hen want ing to cross the road to get to the other side but getting squashed in the process by a mighty being named jebus the holy moly god of chickens.com, visit at ye peril. IF U DARE!!!!!!!!!
By Maryanna