Define Flaming Ass Meaning

What occurs the next day after eating super hot food like 5 star tai food, habenearo pizza, etc.

What happens? You'll be sitting on the toilet, squeezing out a loaf, and you will begin to experience a excruciatingly painful burning sensation on the lining of your sphinkter. It feels like you are crapping fresh jalepenos. This pain (i.e. flaming ass) will last for at least an hour, and you'll be dreading the next time you have to take a shit.

When ones asshole swells up like a cajun potato after a firey hit meal

A derivative of fart lighting in which the anal methane is used to launch an object. Originated in the rain forrests of Peru, where the indeginous people launch poinson darts from their asses to kill monkeys.

A guy who is a giant flamer, is an ass to guys and girls alike, and who is also scared to do anything. It is also a good word to use when you really want to degrade someone after they said something bad about your mom, or other relative.

Used in refrence to the annoying pieces of human waste that you get lodged or stuck to you after eating spicy food and then having an attack of the backdoor trots which then these pieces of waste burn and annoy you to no end.

a very flamboyant homosexual that frequently runs through more mens assholes then a jocky runs laps during preakness.

A watery discharge from the ass that leaves the hole burning
usually after a night out or a big meal

The highest level of douche-bagery and mother-fuckerdom. A title only achieved after the title-holder spends ridiculous amounts of time reading the bible, fingering their own asshole, and listening to bright eyes.

A person of lower mental capacity who also happens to engage in homosexual love or buttfucking.