Define Fructose Meaning

Fructose
it's sugar, you idiot hahaha
alright, so I had to ask my roomate what it was

I am eating animal crackers while writing this and guess what: high fructose corn syrup
By Kathlin
Fructose
1. gay

2. sickeningly sweet

3. to scam someone with excessive niceness

I think that guy is fructose.
She's being really fructose with me.
By Gwenni
Fructose
1.something that you always see mentioned with "corn" and "syrup".

2.a term used when you're realllllllllly angry; can be used as a verb with many different meanings

1.look on the back of any snack food and youll see "high fructose corn syrup"

2.I'M g0nna g0 FRUCTOSE him up!11
By Emmie
Fructose
Sugar component found in seminal fluids that allows sperm to be motile.

better drink your juice to get your fructose counts up hay rob.
rob- 'its ok there high enough as it is, my girlfriend is overseas'
By Leisha
Fructosity
Fructose content of a chemical solution or fruit.

At an average of 25125mg per serving, the fructosity of raw, peeled apples is rather high.
By Cesya
Fructose Father

β€œhe wanted me to be his... sugar daddy...but he never really asks for anything. at this point we’re just having major kinky sex.”

β€œwoah woah, back up.”

β€œto which part? the kinky sex?”

β€œno the fructose father part.”
By Maddi
Fructose Beard
A fleshy, saggy, pouch-like formation under the chin caused by overconsumption of highly processed, fructose-laden snack foods. A fructose beard obscures the natural jawline and renders the victim's face shapeless and lacking in definition.

By Josey
Fructose Intolerant
Fructose Intolerant -
1. The act of spooning an open grape fruit and having acidy fructose substance annhilate the retina of the human eyeball.

2. One who is allergic to fructose or has a hard time talking about his/her emotions.

3. Froogly Googly BoppleGoblins dancing poony boonliy in the pale night while eating bumpkin pumpkin pomegrants.

4. FRUIT ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!

Grapefuit in your eye. "A Ninja Pays Half My Rent"
By Wenona
High Fructose

'Good lawd, her cake is 100% High Fructose'

'I know bro, Just looking is giving me diabetes'
By Olly
High Fructose Corn Syrup
What you use when you’re out of lube

We were out of lube last night so I used High Fructose Corn Syrup and it felt so good!
By Melamie