A delicious sugary cake with usually strawberries, strawberry sauce on top and the cake is actually like funnels of cake! It is very good and they sell them at many carnivals but man do they pack on the pounds.fat delicious strawberries
So I went to Paramount'sGreat America on friday in Santa Clara California... they had loads of funnel cakes everywhere. IT WAS AWESOME I ATE LIKE 5 BUT I GAINED 15 POUNDS =(
By Bobina
Funnel Cake
A pussy that has been creampied so much that it looks like the sugarcoating on a funnel cake hence the name.
Toni: "You ok?"
Olivia: "Hell No! I was just funnelcaked!"
Toni: "OH DAMN! better clean that out."
By Adrianne
The Funnel Cake
When a girl puts a funnel in her mouth and a group of men, all ejaculate into the funnel, getting most of the jizz into funnel but some on her face.
Blake - "Dude, me and my friends, did The Funnel Cake onto this one chick, Chaya, last night."
When you wet your penis, then coat it with cocaine and have a girl snort it off your dick. Multiple funnel cakes is called a carnival, and the location it takes place is called the fairgrounds.
When two mexicans are going at it. And the guy's grandfather walks in and gets so turned on by the sight that the last of his cum(which is old and powdery) shoots all over them. In result. you see what looks like a funnel cake.
"ayyyy holmmeeesss! me and my girl got funnel caked last night. it was cochinoooo ehhhh"
To use your dong as the \"funnel\", your baby gravy as the \"cake batter\" and some hot chick\'s stomach area (near her belly button) as the frier. If you\'ve ever watched or made a funnel cake, it is now abundantly clear.
