Define Funt Meaning

Funt

what a funt my wife is huh mark?
By Roslyn
Funt
noun.

compound form of "fat" and "cunt". commonly used in place of "fucking cunt", funt is more appropriate when describing a "fat cunt" as the soft pronounciation is more suited to "fat" than "fucking".

The funt in question, be it person, animal, or inanimate object, must possess some "cuntish" qualities and meet an appropriate size level to justify the "fat" part of the noun. Therefore, a massively overweight person may be called a funt, based solely on the first impression of their massive girth, and not because of their personality. If somebody is indeed a "cunt" but does not meet the size requirements to be called fat, or at least tubby, then the term funt would be inappropriate. All in all, the emphasis of meaning in funt is on "fat" rather than "cunt".

"Omg, Michael is such a funt."

"That's a funt of a jumping castle!"

"Geez, any more funts at this Jenny Craig meeting and the building will collapse!"

"Careful, Celeste, you don't want to turn into a funt, do you?"

"Mum! Stacey called me a funt!"
By Valida
Funt
A shortened way to say "funny vagina"
Can be used both as an insult or a compliment depending on the context.

LOL! who knew you where such a funt! love you!

or

SHUT UP! STUPID FUNT!
By Georgie
Funt
Everything, or anything that you would like it to be, it can be used in any situatuion, or any decision-making that occurs.

Always remember to wash your funt when you are in the shower.
By Dory
Funt

"you funt you spilt my milkshake!"
By Cody
Funt
Funt is another word for cunt only spelt wrong.

Rachael, do you shave your funt?
By Ernestine
Funt
Funt is that wonderfully soft area above the cunt that I love to kiss.......and knead.........and play with!

my lovers wonderful soft and kissable FUNT!
By Suzanne
Funt
where a lady's fat meets her cunt

By Angie
Funt
When a male had no penis or cack but just a ball sac and a stubbler where the penis once was

The boys stubble in his funt region was the greatest ever
By Rubina
Funt
Funt's origins came from the two well known words, fuck and cunt. It is an easier way of saying 'fucking cunt'.

1. insult - you guys are funts!

2. in anger - argh, funt this shit.

3. shocked - what the funt!!!

4. replacing the word person - where did those funts go?

5. sex - man that was some good funt last night!
By Mariele