Define Garfunkeled Meaning

when in some sort of relationship, business or otherwise, your associate or partner leaves, acheiving more success or happiness than when they were associated with you.

When a woman requests her partner dress as Art Garfunkel during intercourse.

to tag along or to be unneccessary, loosely (and wrongly) based on Art Garfunkel

The more outgoing person in a pair.

Origin: refers to folk- rock 1960s duo Simon and Garfunkel. Art Garfunkel, who did not write or play an instrument, arguably was the better singer of the two. He was also more personable/talkative. In a way, the "sidekick" of Simon.

v. To impose sexual actions upon a person in a mysterious and unusual way

To get rid of the less talented or useful item in a set.

A Garfunkel is the name of a loose or detached exhaust pipe from early Ford Model T's.

When a woman makes you dress up as Art Garfunkel and have sex with her.

to take a giagantic shit which usually results in the bleeding of the anus

when u put ur tip on somebody else’s tip