Typical candidate:
Italian-American Male. Age 25-45. 200+ lbs. Most definitely from Staten Island, Brooklyn or Jersey. Typically frequents restaurants that are either
all you can eat, have buffets or serve large portions.
Actions: Fills his plate a
mile high. Stuffs his face. Devours the food. Doesn’t even taste the food prior to swallowing it down.
At the Nantucket
yacht club there was a group of gentleman stacking clams on their plates as high as a mountain. When they returned to their table, they
scarfed them down as fast as possible before quickly returning to the
raw bar.
WASP #1: Who are those gavones eating all the clams?!
WASP #2: They must be from Staten Island.
