Me(to my crush): hello there!
My crush: General Kenobi!!
Me: I see you're a women of culture as well... Would you like to go on a date with me?
My crush: Yea sure anything for a Jedi slime..
By Avis
The General Kenobi
Iniate sex with a younglings mother with an open door l, wait for child to come home after school and stare them down shooting on my the mothers back whilst saying hello there.
I met this milf at the cantina and I did The General Kenobi